You’ve spent hours hitting the books to maintain your almost flawless GPA. You gave up the Taylor Swift concert with all of your friends to finish up your internship applications. You woke up at 5 a.m. to practice exactly how you were going to walk through those office doors on your first day. After spending months preparing for the internship of your dreams, the last thing you want to do is jeopardize it from the beginning.
Get smashed at work happy hour Repeat after me: Happy hour with my coworkers is NOT a grown-up frat party. Needless to say, there is a fine line between having a little fun and getting completely bombed at an office event. If you wake up the next morning and can’t remember the specifics of the previous night, you did something wrong. Especially when you’re out with co-workers, always be in control of yourself. Even if you and a few people from your office just casually hang out after work, be particularly cautious of how much you drink and how alcohol is affecting you. Lauren Berger, better known as The Intern Queen, notes, “In fact, you could lose the internship if you get drunk and act inappropriately around ANYONE—remember everyone knows everyone. Develop that mentality.” Let’s review: responsibly sipping cocktails with your co-workers after work = good. Dancing topless on the bar doing Backstreet Boys karaoke = bad.
Be the office diva You mean, the company didn’t hire other interns to get me coffee? Depending on the company, being an intern may mean doing the company’s less glamorous tasks (e.g., mastering the fine art of the copy machine). When you don’t feel like doing something, do it anyway. That’s what it means to have a real job in the real world. Asking other employees to fax something when it was on your to-do list, tampering with the office thermostat because your hair will frizz at anything above 68 degrees, and wearing your Chanel No. 5 perfume even though the girl in the cubicle next to you is horribly allergic to it will all earn you the title of being high maintenance. Berger says, “Lose the internship by becoming an intern diva. You are there to learn—volunteer for everything.” Remember: you’re an intern…not a princess.
Dress provocatively It never ceases to amaze me that Snooki can walk around in broad daylight dressed like a streetwalker, and the girls on “The Real World” can rock hot pants and super low V-necks to their “internships” every day. If only we were all so lucky as to be receiving our paycheck from MTV. Showing up to the office (especially a very conservative one) in low-cut tops, skintight dresses, thigh-high boots, and hot pants leaves very little to the imagination, and very little chance that you will be sticking around at your internship for too long. Berger advises against “showing off too much skin, wearing skinny strap tanks or flip flops.” Particularly in the summer months, when it comes to dresses and skirts, it can be hard to determine exactly what pushes the limits in the office (especially if your usual motto is “the shorter the better”). A good rule of thumb is to make sure that hemlines fall around the knees in conservative industries and no higher than three inches above them everywhere else. Also, avoid any shirts labeled “deep cut” or “super V-neck.” Instead, save any offending items for situations other than the office (e.g., night clubs, your internship at MTV, Halloween, etc.).
Treat the company supply closet like an Office Max Why buy office supplies when there’s a fully stocked closet right next to your office? I mean, it’s practically saying “Come in, how about a new stapler? …and one for all of your friends, too!” Okay, so pretending the office supply closet is a Staples is right up there with taking extra packets of Splenda from Starbucks and emptying the rest of the cheddar bay biscuits into your purse at the Red Lobster. It sounds good in theory, but in reality, it’s just BAD (and kind of pathetic). While some companies may have lax policies about you taking an extra pencil (or twelve) home with you, using company supplies instead of purchasing your own materials is not only tasteless, but extremely dishonest. Just because stuff is in a large quantities in an unsupervised closet does not mean that it is yours for the taking. Berger warns that behavior like this “shows your boss they cannot trust you.” That is definitely not a good thing. So the next time you need a new pad of sticky notes, please, just go to Office Max (not the supply closet).
Read the six other ways to lose an internship at Her Campus.
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